Mrs. McKenzie: That St. Dysmas is a powerful saint.
Father Dan: And as the boys say, he sure can boot in the winners.


--Don Beddoe (as ) in Saintly Sinners

Capt. McGraw: Dr. Garth, whatever he is, is the first man I've ever met who was polite to me and still made the chills run up and down my spine!


--Don Beddoe (as Capt. McGraw) in Before I Hang

Cyrus Higbee: I put the property in Sandy's name. Just a whim, a gesture.
Rawhide Buttram: And to cut down on taxes.
Cyrus Higbee: Never mind the reasons!


--Don Beddoe (as ) in Blue Canadian Rockies

Father Dan: The bigger the deal, the better it is for the side that's in no hurry.


--Don Beddoe (as ) in Saintly Sinners

Father Dan: We don't harass the Lord enough. We should be more demanding, like a small boy asking his father for a bicycle. Ask for your inheritance. Ask for a miracle, a couple of miracles. Demand your share. Holler! Our rich father isn't very far away. After all, all you're asking for is a fair shake. It shouldn't take much of a miracle for that.


--Don Beddoe (as ) in Saintly Sinners

Mr. Ixnay: No, no, no. You're through with papering. My partners and I are going to make you Dictator of Moronica."


--Don Beddoe (as ) in You Natzy Spy!

Zeke Mitchell: This will be a different town if you put a railroad in here, you know that.
Silent Jeff Kincaid: It could stand a little wakening up.
Zeke Mitchell: I happen to like it the way it is.
Silent Jeff Kincaid: Growing pains are always a little tough. But you can't get to be an adult without them. That goes for towns too.
Zeke Mitchell: That depends on what you mean by being an adult.


--Don Beddoe (as Zeke Mitchell) in Carson City