Tacy:
Get that check back. I was going to get us a deepfreeze.
Nicholas Collini: [gesturing to the in-laws staring coldly at them] You're getting a deepfreeze right now.
--Desi Arnaz (as Nicholas 'Nicky' Collini) in The Long, Long Trailer
Nicholas Collini: [gesturing to the in-laws staring coldly at them] You're getting a deepfreeze right now.
--Desi Arnaz (as Nicholas 'Nicky' Collini) in The Long, Long Trailer
Tacy:
What happened?
Nicholas Collini: Oh nothing, I just cracked my skull.
--Desi Arnaz (as Nicholas 'Nicky' Collini) in The Long, Long Trailer
Nicholas Collini: Oh nothing, I just cracked my skull.
--Desi Arnaz (as Nicholas 'Nicky' Collini) in The Long, Long Trailer
Tacy:
You didn't let me finish. I was going to say 'turn right here left'.
Nicholas Collini: Turn right here left? Have you any conception how much room it takes to turn this thing around? We may have to go on for miles.
--Desi Arnaz (as Nicholas 'Nicky' Collini) in The Long, Long Trailer
Nicholas Collini: Turn right here left? Have you any conception how much room it takes to turn this thing around? We may have to go on for miles.
--Desi Arnaz (as Nicholas 'Nicky' Collini) in The Long, Long Trailer
Lorenzo Xavier Vega:
Millie is a load of hay, a breed of cat that's dyin', and deserves to die.
--Desi Arnaz (as Lorenzo Xavier Vega) in Forever, Darling
--Desi Arnaz (as Lorenzo Xavier Vega) in Forever, Darling
Nicholas Collini:
[narrating] It was a matter of what would give out first: me or the money.
--Desi Arnaz (as Nicholas 'Nicky' Collini) in The Long, Long Trailer
--Desi Arnaz (as Nicholas 'Nicky' Collini) in The Long, Long Trailer
Nicholas Collini:
Been married long?
Mr. Tewitt: About 31 years.
Nicholas Collini: Have many fights?
Mr. Tewitt: Nope.
Nicholas Collini: Then take my advice: don't buy a trailer.
--Desi Arnaz (as Nicholas 'Nicky' Collini) in The Long, Long Trailer
Mr. Tewitt: About 31 years.
Nicholas Collini: Have many fights?
Mr. Tewitt: Nope.
Nicholas Collini: Then take my advice: don't buy a trailer.
--Desi Arnaz (as Nicholas 'Nicky' Collini) in The Long, Long Trailer
Nicholas Collini:
It's a fine thing when you come home to your home and your home is gone!
--Desi Arnaz (as Nicholas 'Nicky' Collini) in The Long, Long Trailer
--Desi Arnaz (as Nicholas 'Nicky' Collini) in The Long, Long Trailer