Waldo Lydecker:
You'd better watch out, McPherson, or you'll finish up in a psychiatric ward. I doubt they've ever had a patient who fell in love with a corpse.
--Clifton Webb (as Waldo Lydecker) in Laura
--Clifton Webb (as Waldo Lydecker) in Laura
Man on street:
Hey Noah, what are you doing with that Ark?
Frank Gilbreth: Collecting animals like the good Lord told me brother. All we need now is a jackass. Hop in!
--Clifton Webb (as Frank Bunker Gilbreth) in Cheaper by the Dozen
Frank Gilbreth: Collecting animals like the good Lord told me brother. All we need now is a jackass. Hop in!
--Clifton Webb (as Frank Bunker Gilbreth) in Cheaper by the Dozen
Monk at Meteora Monastery:
[Upon meeting Parmalee, who has just ascended to the Meteora Monastery via a hand-operated "elevator"] Welcome to Meteora.
Victor Parmalee: May I ask, who carries your insurance?
Monk at Meteora Monastery: We put our trust in the Almighty.
Victor Parmalee: A very safe company.
--Clifton Webb (as Victor Parmalee) in Boy on a Dolphin
Victor Parmalee: May I ask, who carries your insurance?
Monk at Meteora Monastery: We put our trust in the Almighty.
Victor Parmalee: A very safe company.
--Clifton Webb (as Victor Parmalee) in Boy on a Dolphin
Repairman:
All those kids yours mister, or is this a picnic?
Frank Gilbreth: They're all mine and believe me, it's no picnic!
--Clifton Webb (as Frank Bunker Gilbreth) in Cheaper by the Dozen
Frank Gilbreth: They're all mine and believe me, it's no picnic!
--Clifton Webb (as Frank Bunker Gilbreth) in Cheaper by the Dozen
[first lines]
Waldo Lydecker: [narrating off screen] I shall never forget the weekend Laura died. A silver sun burned through the sky like a huge magnifying glass. It was the hottest Sunday in my recollection. I felt as if I were the only human being left in New York. For with Laura's horrible death, I was alone. I, Waldo Lydecker, was the only one who really knew her, and I had just begun to write Laura's story when another of those detectives came to see me. I had him wait. I could watch him through the half-open door.
[clock chimes]
Waldo Lydecker: I noted that his attention was fixed upon my clock. There was only one other in existence, and that was in Laura's apartment, in the very room where she was murdered.
--Clifton Webb (as Waldo Lydecker) in Laura
Waldo Lydecker: [narrating off screen] I shall never forget the weekend Laura died. A silver sun burned through the sky like a huge magnifying glass. It was the hottest Sunday in my recollection. I felt as if I were the only human being left in New York. For with Laura's horrible death, I was alone. I, Waldo Lydecker, was the only one who really knew her, and I had just begun to write Laura's story when another of those detectives came to see me. I had him wait. I could watch him through the half-open door.
[clock chimes]
Waldo Lydecker: I noted that his attention was fixed upon my clock. There was only one other in existence, and that was in Laura's apartment, in the very room where she was murdered.
--Clifton Webb (as Waldo Lydecker) in Laura
[to Julia]
Richard Sturges: Twenty years ago I made the unpardonable error of thinking I could civilize a girl who bought her hats out of a Sears-Roebuck catalog.
--Clifton Webb (as Richard Ward Sturges) in Titanic
Richard Sturges: Twenty years ago I made the unpardonable error of thinking I could civilize a girl who bought her hats out of a Sears-Roebuck catalog.
--Clifton Webb (as Richard Ward Sturges) in Titanic
Mark McPherson:
When a dame gets killed, she doesn't worry about how she looks.
Waldo Lydecker: Will you stop calling her a dame?
--Clifton Webb (as Waldo Lydecker) in Laura
Waldo Lydecker: Will you stop calling her a dame?
--Clifton Webb (as Waldo Lydecker) in Laura
Waldo Lydecker:
Goodbye, Laura.
Waldo Lydecker: [narrating off screen] Goodbye, my love.
--Clifton Webb (as Waldo Lydecker) in Laura
Waldo Lydecker: [narrating off screen] Goodbye, my love.
--Clifton Webb (as Waldo Lydecker) in Laura