Collection Agent:
Can I give you a lift?
Chuck Donovan: I'm going to throw myself of the Brooklyn bridge.
Collection Agent: Oh sorry. I'm going to the Bronx.
--Chester Clute (as ) in The Girl from Jones Beach
Chuck Donovan: I'm going to throw myself of the Brooklyn bridge.
Collection Agent: Oh sorry. I'm going to the Bronx.
--Chester Clute (as ) in The Girl from Jones Beach
Mr. Burvis, Ruthie's Boss:
[reacting to a verbal spat between two of his manicurists] My shop is for hair cutting, not hair pulling!
--Chester Clute (as Mr. Burvis, Ruthie's Boss) in Abbott and Costello in Hollywood
--Chester Clute (as Mr. Burvis, Ruthie's Boss) in Abbott and Costello in Hollywood
[to Mortimer on Teddy]
Dr. Gilchrist: I've just been appointed Ambassador to Bolivia.
--Chester Clute (as Dr. Gilchrist) in Arsenic and Old Lace
Dr. Gilchrist: I've just been appointed Ambassador to Bolivia.
--Chester Clute (as Dr. Gilchrist) in Arsenic and Old Lace