Nellie Kelly:
There's nothing like a darn good cry, is there?
Michael 'Mike' Noonan: There's whiskey.
--Charles Winninger (as ) in Little Nellie Kelly
Michael 'Mike' Noonan: There's whiskey.
--Charles Winninger (as ) in Little Nellie Kelly
Abel Frake:
[tasting the mincemeat] Doesn't taste like Grandma Stiches.
--Charles Winninger (as Abel Frake) in State Fair
--Charles Winninger (as Abel Frake) in State Fair
Doctor Lane:
Everything's fair in love and war my boy, and this is both!
--Charles Winninger (as ) in She Wouldn't Say Yes
--Charles Winninger (as ) in She Wouldn't Say Yes
Dr. Enoch Downer:
[Speaking to Wally Cook] You're a newspaperman. I can smell 'em. I've always been able to smell 'em. Excuse me while I open the window?
--Charles Winninger (as Dr. Enoch Downer) in Nothing Sacred
--Charles Winninger (as Dr. Enoch Downer) in Nothing Sacred
Dr. Enoch Downer:
I'll tell you briefly what I think of newspaper men. The hand of God, reaching down into the mire, couldn't elevate one of them to the depths of degradation!
--Charles Winninger (as Dr. Enoch Downer) in Nothing Sacred
--Charles Winninger (as Dr. Enoch Downer) in Nothing Sacred
Dr. Milton A. Ranger:
The successful nurse is one who keeps her mouth shut.
--Charles Winninger (as Dr. Arthur Bell) in Night Nurse
--Charles Winninger (as Dr. Arthur Bell) in Night Nurse
Julius Malette:
A wife should always know where her husband is going in the evening.
--Charles Winninger (as ) in My Love Came Back
--Charles Winninger (as ) in My Love Came Back
Michael 'Mike' Noonan:
A clay pipe is a great blessing to a man. When you drop it you don't have pick it up.
--Charles Winninger (as ) in Little Nellie Kelly
--Charles Winninger (as ) in Little Nellie Kelly
Sam Gordon:
[to George] The national pastime on Broadway isn't baseball, is kicking those guys who are down on their faces.
--Charles Winninger (as Sam Gordon) in You Can't Have Everything
--Charles Winninger (as Sam Gordon) in You Can't Have Everything
