J. Pinkham 'Pinky' Whinney:
[Referring to her husband's grips] Well, did you manage to close it?
J. Pinkham 'Pinky' Whinney: Well, why not? The Egyptians built the Pyramids,Napoleon crossed the Delaware, I should be able to close a bag!
--Charles Ruggles (as ) in Six of a Kind
J. Pinkham 'Pinky' Whinney: Well, why not? The Egyptians built the Pyramids,Napoleon crossed the Delaware, I should be able to close a bag!
--Charles Ruggles (as ) in Six of a Kind
J. Pinkham 'Pinky' Whinney:
Can you take care of us?
Hotel desk clerk: Oh, yes, I can give you a room and a hot bath now.
J. Pinkham 'Pinky' Whinney: You give me the room. I'll take the bath myself.
--Charles Ruggles (as ) in Six of a Kind
Hotel desk clerk: Oh, yes, I can give you a room and a hot bath now.
J. Pinkham 'Pinky' Whinney: You give me the room. I'll take the bath myself.
--Charles Ruggles (as ) in Six of a Kind
J. Pinkham 'Pinky' Whinney:
Maybe I'd better murder them and get it over with, hmm?
--Charles Ruggles (as ) in Six of a Kind
--Charles Ruggles (as ) in Six of a Kind
March Hare:
Have some more tea?
Alice: I haven't had any yet, so I can't take more.
March Hare: You mean you can't take less. It is very easy to take more than nothing.
--Charles Ruggles (as March Hare) in Alice in Wonderland
Alice: I haven't had any yet, so I can't take more.
March Hare: You mean you can't take less. It is very easy to take more than nothing.
--Charles Ruggles (as March Hare) in Alice in Wonderland
Philo Swift:
[about Linda making Mandy cry] You needn't feel so proud, I make her cry all the time. It usually ends up with me giving her a check.
Linda Paige Esterbrook: I didn't give her a check, I think I just gave her my husband.
Philo Swift: In my office we'd list that transaction as petty cash.
--Charles Ruggles (as ) in No Time for Comedy
Linda Paige Esterbrook: I didn't give her a check, I think I just gave her my husband.
Philo Swift: In my office we'd list that transaction as petty cash.
--Charles Ruggles (as ) in No Time for Comedy
Stanley Slade:
[Writing check] Elizabeth Brush Cartwright. How large a donation do you want, Elizabeth?
Elizabeth Brush Cartwright: Ah, $50?
Stanley Slade: $50.
Elizabeth Brush Cartwright: $50 will keep my nursery babies in milk for a month.
Stanley Slade: Get awfully mildewed won't they?
--Charles Ruggles (as ) in The Doughgirls
Elizabeth Brush Cartwright: Ah, $50?
Stanley Slade: $50.
Elizabeth Brush Cartwright: $50 will keep my nursery babies in milk for a month.
Stanley Slade: Get awfully mildewed won't they?
--Charles Ruggles (as ) in The Doughgirls
Stanley Slade:
I'm changing my will. I've found a new way to beat the inheritance tax. I'm leaving everything to the government.
--Charles Ruggles (as ) in The Doughgirls
--Charles Ruggles (as ) in The Doughgirls
The Major:
I like to take my fun and leave it.
--Charles Ruggles (as The Major) in Trouble in Paradise
--Charles Ruggles (as The Major) in Trouble in Paradise
[Amos has combined Ben's reading and regular glasses]
Ben Franklin: Well, well, well!
Amos Mouse: Will they do?
Ben Franklin: Will they? Why, Amos, this is a great idea. Two-way glasses. By George! Bifocals.
--Charles Ruggles (as ) in Ben and Me
Ben Franklin: Well, well, well!
Amos Mouse: Will they do?
Ben Franklin: Will they? Why, Amos, this is a great idea. Two-way glasses. By George! Bifocals.
--Charles Ruggles (as ) in Ben and Me
[first lines]
Attorney: Where is he? Where is he? Get up! Get up!
George: I am up. I was up. And I've been up all night. I would have stayed up if you hadn't knocked me down.
--Charles Ruggles (as George) in The Invisible Woman
Attorney: Where is he? Where is he? Get up! Get up!
George: I am up. I was up. And I've been up all night. I would have stayed up if you hadn't knocked me down.
--Charles Ruggles (as George) in The Invisible Woman
