Eleanor:
I wish a man would marry me so I could wear a decent hat.
Shemp 'Shempy': that's the best reason for getting married I ever heard.
--Charles Butterworth (as Shemp 'Shempy') in Forsaking All Others
Shemp 'Shempy': that's the best reason for getting married I ever heard.
--Charles Butterworth (as Shemp 'Shempy') in Forsaking All Others
Eleanor:
I wish I were a man.
Shemp 'Shempy': Were, or had?
--Charles Butterworth (as Shemp 'Shempy') in Forsaking All Others
Shemp 'Shempy': Were, or had?
--Charles Butterworth (as Shemp 'Shempy') in Forsaking All Others
Eleanor:
Oh, I want to go to the bachelor dinner.
Shemp 'Shempy': Can you do a fan dance?
Eleanor: I invented the fan dance.
Shemp 'Shempy': I saw one with electric fans once, it was awful
--Charles Butterworth (as Shemp 'Shempy') in Forsaking All Others
Shemp 'Shempy': Can you do a fan dance?
Eleanor: I invented the fan dance.
Shemp 'Shempy': I saw one with electric fans once, it was awful
--Charles Butterworth (as Shemp 'Shempy') in Forsaking All Others
Count de Savignac:
I fell flat on my flute.
--Charles Butterworth (as Count de Savignac) in Love Me Tonight
--Charles Butterworth (as Count de Savignac) in Love Me Tonight
George Evans:
[Drunkenly] Who-whosever coming with me better hurry. I got to get down to the Rotary Club and speak on better ventilation for birdcages.
--Charles Butterworth (as George Evans) in Illicit
--Charles Butterworth (as George Evans) in Illicit
George Evans:
Will someone please notice me and ask me some questions.
--Charles Butterworth (as George Evans) in Illicit
--Charles Butterworth (as George Evans) in Illicit
Princess Jeanette:
Well, I was just about to go to bed.
Count de Savignac: Oh, wait, I'll join you!
--Charles Butterworth (as Count de Savignac) in Love Me Tonight
Count de Savignac: Oh, wait, I'll join you!
--Charles Butterworth (as Count de Savignac) in Love Me Tonight
Anne Vincent Ives:
Why Georgie, you look a little emaciated!
George Evans: [Inebriated] Well, I was just emaciated into the Elks Saturday night.
--Charles Butterworth (as George Evans) in Illicit
George Evans: [Inebriated] Well, I was just emaciated into the Elks Saturday night.
--Charles Butterworth (as George Evans) in Illicit
[Professor Woof is masquerading as a doctor]
Prof. Woof: Ah-ha, your tongue is coated.
Agnes Waverly: What's it look like?
Prof. Woof: Imitation mink.
--Charles Butterworth (as ) in Give Out, Sisters
Prof. Woof: Ah-ha, your tongue is coated.
Agnes Waverly: What's it look like?
Prof. Woof: Imitation mink.
--Charles Butterworth (as ) in Give Out, Sisters
