Jim Hardy:
What brings you here on this bright and uninviting day?
--Bing Crosby (as Jim Hardy) in Holiday Inn
--Bing Crosby (as Jim Hardy) in Holiday Inn
Joshua Mallon IV:
You seem to think the world is just some sort of a three-ring circus, and all you've got to do is to run around and have fun.
--Bing Crosby (as Joshua 'Josh' Mallon V) in Road to Singapore
--Bing Crosby (as Joshua 'Josh' Mallon V) in Road to Singapore
Scat Sweeney:
[Uncovering a side of meat in a freezer as he looks for Hot Lips] Well, I'm getting warm. That's ham!
--Bing Crosby (as Scat Sweeney) in Road to Rio
--Bing Crosby (as Scat Sweeney) in Road to Rio
Chester Babcock:
[Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin arrive] The Italians have landed!
Harry Turner: The grape and the twig!
--Bing Crosby (as Harry Turner) in The Road to Hong Kong
Harry Turner: The grape and the twig!
--Bing Crosby (as Harry Turner) in The Road to Hong Kong
Chester Hooton:
Am I dead?
Duke: I can't tell, you always look that way.
--Bing Crosby (as Duke Johnson / Junior Hooton) in Road to Utopia
Duke: I can't tell, you always look that way.
--Bing Crosby (as Duke Johnson / Junior Hooton) in Road to Utopia
Chester Hooton:
Everything is cold! My nose is an iceberg.
Duke: Iceberg? That's a glacier.
--Bing Crosby (as Duke Johnson / Junior Hooton) in Road to Utopia
Duke: Iceberg? That's a glacier.
--Bing Crosby (as Duke Johnson / Junior Hooton) in Road to Utopia
Hot Lips Barton:
[to Catherine Vail] Are you waiting for your broom?
Scat Sweeney: I'll listen for you on "The Inner Sanctum."
--Bing Crosby (as Scat Sweeney) in Road to Rio
Scat Sweeney: I'll listen for you on "The Inner Sanctum."
--Bing Crosby (as Scat Sweeney) in Road to Rio
Hot Lips Barton:
If they hear us, we're dead ducks!
Hot Lips Barton: [Dropping the painting] Whoops! Quack, quack!
Scat Sweeney: [Hastily leaving the room] Quack, quack, quack, quack!
--Bing Crosby (as Scat Sweeney) in Road to Rio
Hot Lips Barton: [Dropping the painting] Whoops! Quack, quack!
Scat Sweeney: [Hastily leaving the room] Quack, quack, quack, quack!
--Bing Crosby (as Scat Sweeney) in Road to Rio
Susan Sprague:
Are you married?
Larry Poole: No, I'm sane!
--Bing Crosby (as Larry Poole) in Pennies from Heaven
Larry Poole: No, I'm sane!
--Bing Crosby (as Larry Poole) in Pennies from Heaven
Princess Lala:
[showing a portrait of a woman in regal dress] She was my mother, Queen Tama of Vaatu.
George Cochran: Hm, beautiful.
Princess Lala: [indicating the portrait next to it of a man in a kilt] And he was my father.
George Cochran: Didn't anybody in the family wear the pants?
--Bing Crosby (as George Cochran) in Road to Bali
George Cochran: Hm, beautiful.
Princess Lala: [indicating the portrait next to it of a man in a kilt] And he was my father.
George Cochran: Didn't anybody in the family wear the pants?
--Bing Crosby (as George Cochran) in Road to Bali
