Joseph:
[irritated by Msgr. Mealey's racist remarks] Father, may I say something sinful?
Father Francis Chisholm: Of course not.
Joseph: You will hear it in confession anyway, because I'm thinking it.
--Benson Fong (as Joseph) in The Keys of the Kingdom
Father Francis Chisholm: Of course not.
Joseph: You will hear it in confession anyway, because I'm thinking it.
--Benson Fong (as Joseph) in The Keys of the Kingdom
Mr. Thorndyke:
At a time like this, whatever kind of time it is, I always say money serves to ease the pain.
--Benson Fong (as Mr. Wu) in The Love Bug
--Benson Fong (as Mr. Wu) in The Love Bug
Mr. Thorndyke:
I salute your honesty, my dear, a quality not necessarily to be despised.
--Benson Fong (as Mr. Wu) in The Love Bug
--Benson Fong (as Mr. Wu) in The Love Bug
Mr. Wu:
I think now is chance to remove egg fu yung off of face.
--Benson Fong (as Mr. Wu) in The Love Bug
--Benson Fong (as Mr. Wu) in The Love Bug
Tommy Chan:
I don't get it, Pop!
Tommy Chan: [laconically] You are weak limb to which no family tree may point with pride.
--Benson Fong (as ) in The Chinese Cat
Tommy Chan: [laconically] You are weak limb to which no family tree may point with pride.
--Benson Fong (as ) in The Chinese Cat
Lt. Ted Lawson:
Goodbye.
Young Dr. Chung: I have one sorrow, Lieutenant. that we did not have the medicine to ease your pain.
Lt. Ted Lawson: You saved my life, Doc.
Young Dr. Chung: I hope that someday you'll come back to us.
Lt. Ted Lawson: We'll be back. Maybe not us ourselves but a lotta guys like us, and I'd like to be with them. You're our kind of people.
Young Dr. Chung: Thank you, sir.
--Benson Fong (as Young Dr. Chung) in Thirty Seconds over Tokyo
Young Dr. Chung: I have one sorrow, Lieutenant. that we did not have the medicine to ease your pain.
Lt. Ted Lawson: You saved my life, Doc.
Young Dr. Chung: I hope that someday you'll come back to us.
Lt. Ted Lawson: We'll be back. Maybe not us ourselves but a lotta guys like us, and I'd like to be with them. You're our kind of people.
Young Dr. Chung: Thank you, sir.
--Benson Fong (as Young Dr. Chung) in Thirty Seconds over Tokyo
Carole:
Mr. Douglas needs a car, and for a very low amount down and the usual monthly payments, the car will become his.
Mr. Thorndyke: Very well, even though my personal inclination is to have Mr. Douglas clapped into jail and this four-wheeled contrivance dropped into the Bay!
--Benson Fong (as Mr. Wu) in The Love Bug
Mr. Thorndyke: Very well, even though my personal inclination is to have Mr. Douglas clapped into jail and this four-wheeled contrivance dropped into the Bay!
--Benson Fong (as Mr. Wu) in The Love Bug
[during the big race, Thorndyke and Havershaw have switched the signs leading to Placerville and the Lost Bonanza Mine]
Mr. Thorndyke: How true it is that the simplest ways are the best ways after all.
Havershaw: That's what I always say, sir.
Mr. Thorndyke: Oh, shut up.
--Benson Fong (as Mr. Wu) in The Love Bug
Mr. Thorndyke: How true it is that the simplest ways are the best ways after all.
Havershaw: That's what I always say, sir.
Mr. Thorndyke: Oh, shut up.
--Benson Fong (as Mr. Wu) in The Love Bug
[during the big race, Thorndyke's car bumps Herbie off the road and down a hill]
Havershaw: What happened to it?
Mr. Thorndyke: I'd say it's gone for that last big lube job up yonder.
--Benson Fong (as Mr. Wu) in The Love Bug
Havershaw: What happened to it?
Mr. Thorndyke: I'd say it's gone for that last big lube job up yonder.
--Benson Fong (as Mr. Wu) in The Love Bug
