Tommy: I guess it's kind of a family matter.
Tripps: Family matter? Oh, yes. Come this way, please.


--Arthur Treacher (as ) in Mad About Music

Klara Sesemann: Isn't Heidi the funniest little thing? I'm so glad she's going to stay.
Andrews, the Butler: Is she?
Klara Sesemann: Yes, but she doesn't know it. The poor dear thinks she's going home today. But she'll be happier here, don't you think? And I'll have some new dresses made for her.
Andrews, the Butler: Do you think you could manage a new hat?


--Arthur Treacher (as Andrews, the Butler) in Heidi

Andrews, the Butler: [upon seeing a monkey] My word, a gorilla!


--Arthur Treacher (as Andrews, the Butler) in Heidi

Andrews, the Butler: Where did you pick up *that*?
[indicating Heidi]
Dete: That is my niece.
Andrews, the Butler: How unfortunate for the poor child.
Heidi: Are you the king here? You look like a king.
Andrews, the Butler: Ah, little Fräulein, if only the rest of the world could see through your eyes. Quite a personage, under that extraordinary hat.


--Arthur Treacher (as Andrews, the Butler) in Heidi

Anthony Travers: Then you have the trumpet?
Ted Shayne: No.
Anthony Travers: But you know where it is?
Ted Shayne: Nope.
Anthony Travers: What? You've just inveigled me into telling you what it is. I say that's a pretty rotten trick, old boy. That's not cricket!


--Arthur Treacher (as Anthony Travers) in Satan Met a Lady

[Heidi has let the organ grinder's monkey into the house - the organ grinder appears at the door]
Organ Grinder: I want Louise!
Andrews, the Butler: You want what?
Organ Grinder: Louise! My monkey!
Andrews, the Butler: Monkey? You have been misinformed. This is not the zoo!


--Arthur Treacher (as Andrews, the Butler) in Heidi