Lee Donley: Why don't you send that mind of yours out and have it dry-cleaned.
Nick Butler: What's the use? Look at the company I'm in.
Lee Donley: You won't be for long!


--Ann Sheridan (as Lee Donley) in Torrid Zone

Lola Mears: Look bud, every time a freight train shakes itself fleas like you come hopping out.


--Ann Sheridan (as ) in Juke Girl

Lt. Catherine Gates: [Rochard is holding a baby for a stranger. His wife and Kitty walk up, both laughing] Ah, Henri, you look so maternal!
Lt. Kitty Lawrence: What is that?
Capt. Henri Rochard: A human fire extinguisher. You wanna try it?
Lt. Kitty Lawrence: Oh, come on.
[takes baby andfrowns at its prodigious wetness]
Lt. Catherine Gates: Aww, he's cute. What's his name?
Capt. Henri Rochard: Niagara.
Lt. Kitty Lawrence: [shaking hand dry] Henri, what a thing to do.
Lt. Catherine Gates: Where's the mother?
Capt. Henri Rochard: She went to get *more* water.
Lt. Kitty Lawrence: She ought to get a plumber!


--Ann Sheridan (as Lt. Catherine Gates) in I Was a Male War Bride

Lt. Kitty Lawrence: He could leave marks on me anytime. I'd bring the stick!


--Ann Sheridan (as Lt. Catherine Gates) in I Was a Male War Bride

Nora Bayes: [sings] Shine on, shine on, Harvest Moon, up in the sky / I ain't had no loving since January, February, March, April, May, June or July / Snow time, ain't no time to stay outdoors and spoon / So, shine on, shine on, Harvest Moon, for me and my pal.


--Ann Sheridan (as Nora Bayes) in Shine On, Harvest Moon

Sarah Jane Ryan aka Sal: Can you imagine? He was going to make me a torch singer. He took me into his studio and after about five minutes I said, "Yeah, well I've never heard this called an audition before." He followed me home in a taxi cab. Yeah, and with a gat too.
[Throws gun onto table]
Sarah Jane Ryan aka Sal: As if I didn't know how to handle a monkey with a gat.
Miss Flint: The man who followed me...
Sarah Jane Ryan aka Sal: He said he wanted to discover me. Me! Why I've been discovered so many times they call me Miss America.


--Ann Sheridan (as Sarah Jane 'Sal' Ryan) in It All Came True

Sarah Jane Ryan aka Sal: I heard you, so he's home.
[Sarcastically]
Sarah Jane Ryan aka Sal: Ma, inside me I'm bursting with girlish enthusiasm, but I'm trying to control my feelings.


--Ann Sheridan (as Sarah Jane 'Sal' Ryan) in It All Came True

Sarah Jane Ryan aka Sal: Why'd you come home? Who's Grasselli?
Tommy Taylor: Why don't you mind your own business?
Sarah Jane Ryan aka Sal: Why don't you take a running swan dive into the East River?


--Ann Sheridan (as Sarah Jane 'Sal' Ryan) in It All Came True

Sarah Jane Ryan aka Sal: You poor baby lamb. Don't you know a runaround when you see it? I know gorillas like Chips Maguire, I know what kind of pal he'd be. He gives you promises as long as he can use you and then forgets all about you. We'll throw him out in the street where he belongs.


--Ann Sheridan (as Sarah Jane 'Sal' Ryan) in It All Came True

Joe Fabrini: Do you believe in love at first sight?
Cassie Hartley: It saves a lot of time.


--Ann Sheridan (as Cassie Hartley) in They Drive by Night