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Elizabeth Taylor

Elizabeth Taylor
(as Martha)

Martha: [derogatorily, to George] Hey, swamp! Hey swampy!
George: Yes, Martha? Can I get you something?
Martha: Ah, well, sure. You can, um, light my cigarette, if you're of a mind to.
George: No. There are limits. I mean, a man can put up with only so much without he descends a rung or two on the old evolutionary ladder, which is up your line. Now, I will hold your hand when it's dark and you're afraid of the boogeyman and I will tote your gin bottles out after midnight so no one can see but I will not light your cigarette. And that, as they say, is that.
Martha: Jesus.

Elizabeth Taylor

Elizabeth Taylor
(as Martha)

Martha: A drowning man takes down those nearest.

Richard Burton

Richard Burton
(as George)

Martha: Hey!
George: Hark! Jungle sounds.
Martha: Hey!
George: Animal noises.

Elizabeth Taylor

Elizabeth Taylor
(as Martha)

Martha: I disgust me. You know, there's only been one man in my whole life who's ever made me happy. Do you know that?
[pause]
Martha: George, my husband... George, who is out somewhere there in the dark, who is good to me - whom I revile, who can keep learning the games we play as quickly as I can change them. Who can make me happy and I do not wish to be happy. Yes, I do wish to be happy. George and Martha: Sad, sad, sad. Whom I will not forgive for having come to rest; for having seen me and having said: yes, this will do.

Elizabeth Taylor

Elizabeth Taylor
(as Martha)

Martha: I hope that was an empty bottle, George! You can't afford to waste good liquor, not on YOUR salary!


Elizabeth Taylor

Elizabeth Taylor
(as Martha)

Martha: I looked at you tonight and you weren't there... And I'm gonna howl it out, and I'm not gonna give a damn what I do and I'm gonna make the biggest god-damn explosion you've ever heard.
George: Try and I'll beat you at your own game.
Martha: Is that a threat George, huh?
George: It's a threat, Martha.
Martha: You're gonna get it, baby.
George: Be careful Martha. I'll rip you to pieces.
Martha: You're not man enough. You haven't the guts.
George: Total war.
Martha: Total.

Elizabeth Taylor

Elizabeth Taylor
(as Martha)

Martha: I swear, if you existed, I'd divorce you.

Elizabeth Taylor

Elizabeth Taylor
(as Martha)

Martha: Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me.

Richard Burton

Richard Burton
(as George)

Martha: Well, you're going bald.
George: So are you.

Richard Burton

Richard Burton
(as George)

Martha: You make me puke.
George: That wasn't a very nice thing to say, Martha.

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