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Albert Finney

Albert Finney
(as Mark Wallace)

Mark Wallace: My skin is made of asbestos.

Audrey Hepburn

Audrey Hepburn
(as Joanna Wallace)

Mark Wallace: We agreed before we were married that we weren't going to have any children.
Joanna Wallace: And before we were married we *didn't*.

Audrey Hepburn

Audrey Hepburn
(as Joanna Wallace)

Mark Wallace: What kind of people just sit in a restaurant and don't say one word to each other?
Joanna Wallace: Married people?

Albert Finney

Albert Finney
(as Mark Wallace)

Mark Wallace: Why is it whenever you give a woman everything she wants she gets so bloody-minded?

Albert Finney

Albert Finney
(as Mark Wallace)

[Before getting married, hitchhikers Mark and Joanna spend a night in a hotel together]
Mark Wallace: This is completely against my principles.
Joanna Wallace: Good. I hate to think that it happened all the time.
Mark Wallace: I had absolutely no intention of sleeping in hotels.


Audrey Hepburn

Audrey Hepburn
(as Joanna Wallace)

[Joanna waves her hand suspiciously over her drink]
Mark Wallace: What are you doing?
Joanna Wallace: Just trying to discover where the strings are attached.

Albert Finney

Albert Finney
(as Mark Wallace)

[Mark and Joanna see a bickering couple]
Mark Wallace: That's marriage for you.
Joanna Wallace: That's marriage for *them*.
Mark Wallace: That's marriage - full stop.

Audrey Hepburn

Audrey Hepburn
(as Joanna Wallace)

Mark Wallace: Bitch.
Joanna Wallace: Bastard.

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