Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
Max Bialystock:
That's exactly why we want to produce this play. To show the world the true Hitler, the Hitler you loved, the Hitler you knew, the Hitler with a song in his heart.
Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
Max Bialystock:
This pin used to hold a pearl the size of your eye. Look at me now, LOOK AT ME NOW! I'm wearing a cardboard belt!
Gene Wilder
(as Leo Bloom)
Max Bialystock:
Who are you and why are you loitering in my hallway?
Leo Bloom: [is silent]
Max Bialystock: Well? Speak dummy! Speak!
Leo Bloom: [gapsing] ... can't... scared...
Leo Bloom: [is silent]
Max Bialystock: Well? Speak dummy! Speak!
Leo Bloom: [gapsing] ... can't... scared...
Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
Max Bialystock:
You have exactly ten seconds to change that look of disgusting pity into one of enormous respect!
Zero Mostel
(as Max Bialystock)
Max Bialystock:
You're an accountant! You're in a noble profession! The word "count" is part of your title!
Kenneth Mars
(as Franz Liebkind)
[holding a gun to his head]
Franz Liebkind: Soon, I shall be with mein Führer... and Himmler. I'm coming to join you boys!
Franz Liebkind: Soon, I shall be with mein Führer... and Himmler. I'm coming to join you boys!
Gene Wilder
(as Leo Bloom)
[Leo Bloom walks in on Bialystock romancing Holdmethouchme]
Leo Bloom: Oh my God!
Max Bialystock: You mean "oops," don't you? Just say "oops" and get out!
Leo Bloom: Ahahahahahahahaha
Max Bialystock: Not "ahahahahahahah!" Oops!
Leo Bloom: Oops!
[slams the door]
Leo Bloom: Oh my God!
Max Bialystock: You mean "oops," don't you? Just say "oops" and get out!
Leo Bloom: Ahahahahahahahaha
Max Bialystock: Not "ahahahahahahah!" Oops!
Leo Bloom: Oops!
[slams the door]
