Philip II: "What If" is a game for scholars.

Philip II: A king like you has policy prepared on everything: well, what's the official line on sodomy? How stands the Crown on boys who do with boys?
Henry II: Richard finds his way into so many legends; let's hear yours and see how it compares.
Philip II: Well, he found me first when I was 15. We were hunting; it was nearly dark; my horse fell; I was thrown. I woke to Richard touching me. He asked me if I loved him: 'Philip, do you love me?' And I told him yes. Do you know why I told him yes? So that one day I could tell you all about it. You cannot imagine what that 'yes' cost. Imagine snuggling to a chancred whore, and bending back your lips into something like a smile saying, 'yes, I love you, and I find you
[pause]
Philip II: beautiful.' I don't know how I did it.

Philip II: I'm not a boy!

Eleanor: [after Henry tells Eleanor he wants their marriage annulled] Out Eleanor... in Alais. Why?
Henry II: A new wife, wife, will bear me sons.
Eleanor: That is the single thing of which I would have thought you had enough.

Eleanor: [to Alais] You'll make a lovely bride, I wonder if I'll cry.

Eleanor: [to her husband, Henry II] I wonder... do you ever wonder... if I slept with your father.

Eleanor: [to her jewelry] I'd hang you from the nipples, but you'd shock the children.

Eleanor: [to John] Hush dear, mother's fighting.

Eleanor: [to Richard] Love me, little lamb, or leave me.

Eleanor: [to the king] If you're broken it's because you're fragile.