Oberst Von Scherbach: All right then, gentlemen, we are all friends again. And with Christmas coming on I have a special treat for you. I'll have you all deloused for the holidays and I'll have a little Christmas tree for every barrack. You will like that.
Oberst Von Scherbach: Curtains would do wonders for this barracks. You will not get them.
(as Lt. James Dunbar)
Oberst Von Scherbach: Nobody has ever escaped from Stalag 17. Not alive, anyway.
Sgt. Schulz: [amused] You Americans are so *crazy*! That's why I like you!
Sgt. Schulz: [on seeing the men wearing Hitler moustaches] Bah! One Fuhrer is enough!
Sgt. Schulz: [preparing POWs for an important inspection] The barracks should be schpic, and also schpan!