Maggie: What do you do when you're not riding your bike?

Madame Mijanou, Fortune Teller: I can tell you what kind of woman will be attracted to you.
Charlie Rogers: I think I'm old enough to figure that out for myself.
Madame Mijanou, Fortune Teller: What do you see in my eyes?
Charlie Rogers: Maybe I better slap your face!

Madame Mijanou, Fortune Teller: You will bring great financial reward to your native land.
Charlie Rogers: Sure, but right now I'm a roustabout and the boss told me to come in here and give you a hand.

College boy in college jacket: This is a real crummy joint, I've seen more action in a zoo.
Charlie Rogers: Which side of the cage, pal?

College boy in suit and tie: No, no! That's karate!
Charlie Rogers: That goes with the sickle! Come on!

[as Charlie steps outside the Tea House, three college students follow him - Charlie starts to get on his motorcycle]
College boy in gray sweater: Is that your sickle?
Charlie Rogers: You ought to stop reading those hot rod magazines, buddy. Sickle is out, it's either a bike or a motorcycle.
College boy in suit and tie: Made in Japan, huh?
Charlie Rogers: That's right, made in Japan.

College boy in gray sweater: That your sickle?
Charlie Rogers: Gotta stop reading those hot-rod magazines buddie, sickles are out - it's either a bike or a motorcycle.
College boy in suit and tie: Made in Japan huh.
Charlie Rogers: That's right, made in Japan.
College boy in suit and tie: What's the matter, American sickles not good enough for you?
Charlie Rogers: You don't dig world trade buddy after all the economics they've tried to shove into you.