Matt Helm aka Jim Peters:
[as Matt Helm and Suzie are being shot at by French cops] That's the French for you. They don't think any girl is innocent.
Matt Helm aka Jim Peters:
[to Ironhead] "Crazy fraternity ring. What? Phi Beta Ripper or something?"
Matt Helm aka Jim Peters:
[under arrest by the French police] Now, wait just a doggone minute. I have some rights, too. I'm an American citizen.
Police Capt. Deveraux: We will play the Star-Spangled Banner while you are in the electric chair.
Matt Helm aka Jim Peters: Ahhhh - then I have to stand up!
Police Capt. Deveraux: We will play the Star-Spangled Banner while you are in the electric chair.
Matt Helm aka Jim Peters: Ahhhh - then I have to stand up!
Matt Helm aka Jim Peters:
Just remember, Suzie, nobody dies for nothing. Not me, not your father, nobody.
Matt Helm aka Jim Peters:
This is dancing?
Suzie Solaris: It's called a discotheque. You want to try?
Matt Helm aka Jim Peters: Well, I don't disc...
Suzie Solaris: It's called a discotheque. You want to try?
Matt Helm aka Jim Peters: Well, I don't disc...
Matt Helm:
[Suzie is kissing his face all over] Easy, I get a little ticklish west of the Mississippi.
Matt Helm:
What a way to finish. For a guy that drank booze all his life to end up like a milkshake.
