Chico Marx
(as Chicolini)
First Judge:
That sort of testimony we can eliminate.
Chicolini: Atsa fine. I'll take some.
First Judge: You'll take what?
Chicolini: Eliminate. A nice, cold glass eliminate.
Chicolini: Atsa fine. I'll take some.
First Judge: You'll take what?
Chicolini: Eliminate. A nice, cold glass eliminate.
Chico Marx
(as Chicolini)
Vera Marcal:
If you're found, you're lost!
Chicolini: Oh, you crazy. How can I be lost if I'm found?
Chicolini: Oh, you crazy. How can I be lost if I'm found?
Groucho Marx
(as Rufus T. Firefly)
Rufus T. Firefly:
[locked in a bathroom] Let me out of here! Hey, let me out of here or throw me a magazine!
Groucho Marx
(as Rufus T. Firefly)
Groucho Marx
(as Rufus T. Firefly)
Rufus T. Firefly:
[singing] If any form of pleasure is exhibited, report to me and it will be prohibited! I'll put my foot down, so shall it be... this is the land of the free! The last man nearly ruined this place he didn't know what to do with it. If you think this country's bad off now, just wait till I get through with it! The country's taxes must be fixed, and I know what to do with it. If you think you're paying too much now, just wait till I get through with it!
Groucho Marx
(as Rufus T. Firefly)
Groucho Marx
(as Rufus T. Firefly)
Rufus T. Firefly:
[to Chicolini] I wanted to get a writ of habeas corpus, but I should have gotten a-rid of you instead.
Groucho Marx
(as Rufus T. Firefly)
Rufus T. Firefly:
And now, members of the cabinet...
[pounds gavel]
Rufus T. Firefly: we'll take up old business.
Cabinet Member: I wish to discuss the tariff.
Rufus T. Firefly: Sit down, that's new business. No old business? Very well...
[pounds gavel]
Rufus T. Firefly: we'll take up new business.
Cabinet Member: Now, about that tariff...
Rufus T. Firefly: Too late, that's old business already. Sit down.
[pounds gavel]
Rufus T. Firefly: we'll take up old business.
Cabinet Member: I wish to discuss the tariff.
Rufus T. Firefly: Sit down, that's new business. No old business? Very well...
[pounds gavel]
Rufus T. Firefly: we'll take up new business.
Cabinet Member: Now, about that tariff...
Rufus T. Firefly: Too late, that's old business already. Sit down.
Groucho Marx
(as Rufus T. Firefly)
Rufus T. Firefly:
Chicolini, give me a number from one to ten.
Chicolini: Eleven.
Rufus T. Firefly: Right
Chicolini: Eleven.
Rufus T. Firefly: Right
Chico Marx
(as Chicolini)
Rufus T. Firefly:
Chicolini, I need you badly right now. What'll ya' take to come back and work for me again?
Chicolini: I'll take a vacation.
Rufus T. Firefly: Good. You're hired!... Now, go out on that battlefield and lead those men to victory. Go on, they're waiting for you!
Chicolini: I wouldn't go out there unless I was in one of those big iron things, go up and down like this... What do you call-a those things?
Rufus T. Firefly: Tanks.
Chicolini: You're welcome!
Chicolini: I'll take a vacation.
Rufus T. Firefly: Good. You're hired!... Now, go out on that battlefield and lead those men to victory. Go on, they're waiting for you!
Chicolini: I wouldn't go out there unless I was in one of those big iron things, go up and down like this... What do you call-a those things?
Rufus T. Firefly: Tanks.
Chicolini: You're welcome!
