The Wrong Box

The Wrong Box

Michael Finsbury: [examining a Classical Greek statue] Is it a fraud, Peacock?
Peacock: Life is a fraud, Master Michael.


--Wilfrid Lawson (as ) in The Wrong Box

The Wrong Box

The Wrong Box

Peacock: [a grand piano jammed in a doorway] You know what that is? That is stuck. That is what that is.


--Wilfrid Lawson (as ) in The Wrong Box

Hell Drivers

Hell Drivers

[Ed is encouraging Tom to drive faster and faster along a single-track road]
Ed, Hawlett Mechanic: Don't ease up.
Tom Yately: Supposing we meet something.
Ed, Hawlett Mechanic: Supposing we don't. Look on the bright side.


--Wilfrid Lawson (as ) in Hell Drivers

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