Red Skelton

Red Skelton
(as Wally Benton)

Carol Lambert: Wally, this is no time to crack wise.
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: If I don't crack wise I'll crack up.
Red Skelton

Red Skelton
(as Wally Benton)

Carol Lambert: What could come through a little hole like that?
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: A bullet!
Red Skelton

Red Skelton
(as Wally Benton)

Wally 'The Fox' Benton: Don't worry about me - Because that's what I'm doing.
Red Skelton

Red Skelton
(as Wally Benton)

Wally 'The Fox' Benton: I've got cold spines running up and down my chills.
Red Skelton

Red Skelton
(as Wally Benton)

Sylvester: [Impatient with Wally's stubbornness] Let me persuade him. I won't leave any marks.
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: Listen, I'm more stubborn when I'm unconscious.
Sylvester: Yeah, well, how can you tell when you're unconscious?
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: [With false bravado] Oh, I got ways. I got ways.
Red Skelton

Red Skelton
(as Wally Benton)

[to an over-sized housekeeper]
Wally 'The Fox' Benton: Aren't you wrestling somewhere tonight?

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