Love is News

Love is News

Steve Leyton: [amazed as Johnson downs mug after mug of beer] Where do you store it all?
Eddie Johnson: Got my big hoes on.


--Walter Catlett (as ) in Love is News

Heart of the Golden West

Heart of the Golden West

James Barrabee: Now, calm, everybody, calm, calm!... don't get excited... be calm, Colonel, calm... there's nothing to get excited about at all...
[shouts at the top of his voice]
James Barrabee: Roy! Roy!
Colonel Silas Popen: Roy! Roy! Who's Roy?


--Walter Catlett (as ) in Heart of the Golden West

Heart of the Golden West

Heart of the Golden West

Colonel Silas Popen: Why, by gadfly, sir, that calls for a duel!
Roy Rogers: [moving toward him] A duel?
Colonel Silas Popen: But first you're going to get a sharp letter from my lawyers.


--Walter Catlett (as ) in Heart of the Golden West

Love is News

Love is News

Eddie Johnson: [to Tony] Lady, shovel the dirt and we'll haul it away.


--Walter Catlett (as ) in Love is News

Horror Island

Horror Island

Sergeant McGoon: Can somebody tell me why lobsters don't like beer?


--Walter Catlett (as ) in Horror Island


Give Out, Sisters

Give Out, Sisters

[After Gracie explains her aunts won't let her perform in the nightclub]
Gribble: You've got aunts in your what?


--Walter Catlett (as ) in Give Out, Sisters

Mr. Deeds Goes to Town

Mr. Deeds Goes to Town

Morrow: Pal, look, how would you like to go on a real old-fashioned binge?
Longfellow Deeds: Binge?
Morrow: Yeah, I mean the real McCoy. Listen, you play saloon with me and I'll introduce you to every wit, nitwit, and half-wit in New York. We'll go on a twister that'll make Omar the soused philosopher of Persia look like an anemic on a goat's milk diet!
Longfellow Deeds: Well, I guess that oughtta be fun.
Morrow: Fun? Listen, I'll take you on a bender that will live in your memory as a thing of beauty and a joy forever!


--Walter Catlett (as Morrow) in Mr. Deeds Goes to Town

A Tale of Two Cities

A Tale of Two Cities

C.J. Stryver: [in court] Mr. Barsad, have you ever been kicked?
Barsad: Certainly not.
C.J. Stryver: Come, come, Mr. Barsad, weren't you one time kicked downstairs?
Barsad: Well, once I was kicked at the top of the stairs, but I fell down the stairs of my own will and wolition.


--Walter Catlett (as Barsad) in A Tale of Two Cities

A Tale of Two Cities

A Tale of Two Cities

Barsad: Don't citizen, don't.
Lackey #1: Why?
Barsad: He's going to pay the forfeit. In just a few minutes, it'll be paid. Let him be at peace.


--Walter Catlett (as Barsad) in A Tale of Two Cities

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