James Robertson Justice
(as Colonel Sklarnoff)
Vinka Kovelenko:
A good Communist has no subconcious!
Colonel Tarbell: That may very well be what's wrong with them!
Colonel Tarbell: That may very well be what's wrong with them!
Bob Hope
(as Major Charles "Chuck" Lockwood)
Vinka Kovelenko:
I should think they would send a taller man.
Major Chuck Lockwood: [looks down] Well, maybe I'll grow on you!
Vinka Kovelenko: You have an odd face.
Major Chuck Lockwood: It came with the body. It's a set!
Major Chuck Lockwood: [looks down] Well, maybe I'll grow on you!
Vinka Kovelenko: You have an odd face.
Major Chuck Lockwood: It came with the body. It's a set!
Bob Hope
(as Major Charles "Chuck" Lockwood)
Colonel Tarbell:
It doesn't hurt to tantalize em'.
Major Chuck Lockwood: Tantalize an heiress? That's like not opening your parachute!
Major Chuck Lockwood: Tantalize an heiress? That's like not opening your parachute!
Bob Hope
(as Major Charles "Chuck" Lockwood)
Colonel Tarbell:
What do you think of her?
Major Chuck Lockwood: Well, women in uniform bother me. I don't know whether to kiss em' or salute em'!
Major Chuck Lockwood: Well, women in uniform bother me. I don't know whether to kiss em' or salute em'!
Bob Hope
(as Major Charles "Chuck" Lockwood)
Bartender:
What's your stratagy, Captain?
Major Chuck Lockwood: Right now, I'm torn between suicide and desertion!
Major Chuck Lockwood: Right now, I'm torn between suicide and desertion!
Bob Hope
(as Major Charles "Chuck" Lockwood)
[Chuck tells Vinka how he plans to talk Colonel Tarbell into letting Vinka go to London]
Vinka Kovelenko: Do you think the Colonel would be fooled by such a ridiculous statement?
Major Chuck Lockwood: If he'll eat Army food, he'll swallow anything!
Vinka Kovelenko: Do you think the Colonel would be fooled by such a ridiculous statement?
Major Chuck Lockwood: If he'll eat Army food, he'll swallow anything!