Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller
(as Camille Salamander)

Herman: Ah, but your eyes, they're so beautiful. Where did you get those eyes?
Camille: They came with the head.
Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller
(as Camille Salamander)

[When Junior discovers Camilla and Herman's plan to steal the Fountain of Youth, the bad guys grab her and tie her to a huge machine in the basement]
Camille: She knows too much, Herman. She must be destroyed!
Herman: We'll annihilate the entire building!
Camille: Get a bomb. A big bomb!
Herman: When I turn this knob, her fate will be sealed and our secret will be safe forever.
Camille: That knob? That's the air conditioning.

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