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Jessie Ralph

Jessie Ralph
(as Mrs. Hermisillo Brunch)

Myrtle Sousé: [doing a crossword puzzle] What's a six-letter word meaning "embezzlement"?
Mrs. Hermisillo Brunch: Prison.
Jessie Ralph

Jessie Ralph
(as Mrs. Hermisillo Brunch)

Myrtle Sousé: I'll bet that's Og!
Mrs. Hermisillo Brunch: Mmm, he's got her bettin' now. She never gambled 'fore she met him.
Una Merkel

Una Merkel
(as Myrtle Sousè)

Myrtle Sousé: I'll starve myself to death, it's the easiest way out. It's not so difficult to do. I tried it yesterday afternoon.
W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields
(as Egbert Sousè)

J. Frothingham Waterbury: Gosh!... Oh, pardon my language.
Egbert Sousé: That's okay. I swear sometimes myself.
W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields
(as Egbert Sousè)

J. Pinkerton Snoopington: Can't we, eh, pull the shade?
Egbert Sousé: You can pull anything you want in here. It's a regular joint.
W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields
(as Egbert Sousè)

Og Oggilby: Oh... I knew this would happen! I was a perfect idiot to ever listen to you!
Egbert Sousé: You listen to me, Og! There's nothing in this world that is perfect.
Cora Witherspoon

Cora Witherspoon
(as Agatha Sousè)

Elsie Mae Adele Brunch Sousé: Shall I bounce a rock off his head?
Agatha Sousé: Respect your father, darling. What kind of a rock?
W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields
(as Egbert Sousè)

Elsie Mae Adele Brunch Sousé: What's the matter, Pop? Don't you love me?
Egbert Sousé: [raising his hand in anger] Certainly I love you!
Agatha Sousé: Don't you dare strike that child!
Egbert Sousé: She's not gonna tell ME I don't love her.
W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields
(as Egbert Sousè)

Egbert Sousé: [to bank robber, after narrowly missing the police during a car chase] Seems to be a great deal of traffic here for a country road. Don't you think?
W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields
(as Egbert Sousè)

Egbert Sousé: Did you warble my little wren?
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