How to Save a Marriage and Ruin Your Life

How to Save a Marriage and Ruin Your Lif...

Everett Bauer: You find my touch repugnent?
Carol Corman: [as she punches out] No, it's, uh, just that I haven't had my tetanus shot.


--Stella Stevens (as ) in How to Save a Marriage and Ruin Your Life

Where Angels Go, Trouble Follows

Where Angels Go, Trouble Follows

Father Chase: Sister's a real firebrand, isn't she, Mother?
Mother Superior: Let's hope she doesn't intend to burn down the Church.
Sister George: No, just... warm it up a bit.


--Stella Stevens (as ) in Where Angels Go, Trouble Follows

Girls! Girls! Girls!

Girls! Girls! Girls!

Ross Carpenter: What's this?
Robin Gantner: The swinger with the mink look sent it over.


--Stella Stevens (as ) in Girls! Girls! Girls!

The Silencers

The Silencers

Tina: Are you on a vacation?
Gail Hendrix: Oh well, eh, I was on a tour, a sight-seeing tour. But eh, the man in charge of our group kept taking me places that weren't in the brochure.
Matt Helm: Where was that?
Gail Hendrix: His room.


--Stella Stevens (as Gail Hendricks) in The Silencers

The Silencers

The Silencers

Gail Hendrix: Eddie, fix me a Bloody Mary. With real blood.


--Stella Stevens (as Gail Hendricks) in The Silencers


The Silencers

The Silencers

Gail Hendrix: You're sick, you know that? S.I.Q.U.E. Sick!


--Stella Stevens (as Gail Hendricks) in The Silencers

Girls! Girls! Girls!

Girls! Girls! Girls!

Robin Gantner: [to Ross] Sir Galahad. You're Sir Galahad, Don Juan, and Casanova all rolled into one. If it isn't this boat, it's girls. Girls! Girls! Girls!


--Stella Stevens (as ) in Girls! Girls! Girls!

Where Angels Go, Trouble Follows

Where Angels Go, Trouble Follows

Sister George: Mother, did sister Clarissa tell you about the bus?
Mother Superior: What about the bus?
Sister George: The springs are shot, the radiator leaks, the clutch slips, the block's cracked, and we need new tires. The bus will never make it 'cross country.
Sister Clarissa: It certainly will! Chuck down at the service station says there's still plenty of life in the old girl.
Sister George: Chuck at the service station doesn't know his... gasket... from a casket! The only thing holding that old jalopy together is prayer!
Sister Clarissa: What's wrong with prayer?
Sister George: Well, nothing, Sister. Every time I get into that old heap i pray to God... for a NEW BUS!


--Stella Stevens (as ) in Where Angels Go, Trouble Follows

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