Ricky Nelson

Ricky Nelson
(as Colorado Ryan)

Pat Wheeler: I told him you were one of the best.
Colorado Ryan: Well, I'll tell you what I'm a lot better at, Mr. Wheeler... that's minding my own business.

Ward Bond

Ward Bond
(as Pat Wheeler)

Pat Wheeler: If I ever saw a man holdin' a bull by the tail, you're it.

Walter Brennan

Walter Brennan
(as Stumpy)

Stumpy: Joe don't get no sugar in his coffee; he just gets water poured over the grounds.

Angie Dickinson

Angie Dickinson
(as Feathers)

Feathers: Hey, sheriff, you forgot your pants.

Walter Brennan

Walter Brennan
(as Stumpy)

[Stumpy throws some dynamite at the warehouse and Chance shoots it, causing an explosion]
Stumpy: Hey, Dude! How do ya like them apples?


Dean Martin

Dean Martin
(as Dude)

Stumpy: You think I'll ever get to be a sheriff?
Dude: Not unless you mind your own business.
[Stumpy cackles]

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