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Jack Mercer

Jack Mercer

Abu Hassan: [toying around] Look, look, look, see!
Popeye: Huh?
[With a laugh, Abu Hassan steals Popeye's belt]
Popeye: Hey, give me back me belt, I paid a good price for that!... Okay, watch this one. Abba-dabba-dabba!
[Popeye pulls out Abu Hassan's underwear]
Popeye: Abu Hassan got them anymore!
Abu Hassan: You want to make fool from me, eh?
Popeye: Ah, nature beat me to it!

Jack Mercer

Jack Mercer

Abu Hassan: Giddup horsy!
[charges at Popeye]
Popeye: [fists up] Come on!
Abu Hassan: Hat!
[steals Popeye's hat as he passes by him]
Popeye: [disoriented] There must be a gale wind blowing through here someplace...
Abu Hassan: Shirt!
[passes by Popeye again, and takes his shirt off him]
Popeye: Shirt?... SHIRT! Hey, gimme back me shirt! What's the big idea? Stop, in the name of the Coast Guard!
[grabs Abu Hassan, pulls him off his horse and gets back his hat and shirt]

Jack Mercer

Jack Mercer

Abu Hassan: Oh, you little tough, eh?
Popeye: [flattered] I make a pretty good model, huh? Take me home for a dollar ninety-eight, for half the price. How good is that?

Jack Mercer

Jack Mercer

Abu Hassan: Open sesame!
Popeye: [hidden, waiting for Abu Hassan] Open what?
[a secret door opens and Abu and his thieves go in]
Popeye: [rushing up] Wait for me! Wait for me!
Abu Hassan: Close sesame!
[the door shuts just as Popeye reaches it]
Popeye: I wonder what that word was he used when he opened this door? Open sissy! Open sayso!

Jack Mercer

Jack Mercer

Wimpy: Popeye, Olive Oyl has collapsed completely!
Popeye: Whoa! Come on, keep your back up tight, Olive!
[makes Olive walk on fours like a camel]


Jack Mercer

Jack Mercer

Popeye: [hiding in Abu Hassan's clothes] Here I am! Over here! Peekaboo! I see you!
[punches Hassan repeatedly]

Jack Mercer

Jack Mercer

Popeye: [in a chandelier] Hey, what am I hanging around here for?

Jack Mercer

Jack Mercer

Popeye: [looking at the foreign menu] Hey, what is this, double billing? I didn't send out any laundry. I can read reading, but I can't read writing. This writing is wrote rotten, if you happen to ask me...
Popeye: [to the waiter] Hey, this Chinese is Greek to me! Haven't you got something to eat?
[the waiter folds the menu into an English-reading version]
Popeye: Oh, that's better. Bring me some dessert without any sand in it, and some sandwiches there...

Jack Mercer

Jack Mercer

Popeye: [mounts a camel] Taxi! Taxi! Follow that Abracadabra Hassan guy over there! Come on, get going!
[the camel rises and begins a languid walk]
Popeye: You're way ahead of them! Attaboy! Show 'em your heels!... What's the matter with you, you sick or something?
[looks at the camel's feet]
Popeye: Hey, you got four flats! No wonder you can't run! Come on, there, camel cakes, step on it! Let's get going!

Jack Mercer

Jack Mercer

Popeye: [points at a police station] I'll ask in there for bandits...
[then points to a cafe]
Popeye: ...but first we'll go in there for a cup of cafe.

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