Mar 6, 1906
Paterson, NJ
Mar 3, 1959
East Los Angeles, CA
Costello:
He's gonna make a wonderful husband.
Abbott:
You don't even know what a husband is.
Costello:
A husband is what's left of a sweetheart after the nerve has been killed.
Mar 6, 1906
Paterson, NJ
Mar 3, 1959
East Los Angeles, CA
[
Costello lights up a cigar]
Abbott:
Put that out. There's no smoking in here.
Costello:
What makes you think I'm smokin'?
Abbott:
You've got a cigar in your mouth!
Costello:
I've got shoes on... don't mean I'm walkin'.