Martin Arlington: Dead men can't give orders.
Harry Holt: Yes they can.


--Neil Hamilton (as Harry Holt) in Tarzan and His Mate

Batman: Look at this pair of joking riddles.
Chief O'Hara: [reads] What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?
Robin: He gobbles up!
Chief O'Hara: Of course.
Batman: And, number two...
Commissioner Gordon: [reads] What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree and is very dangerous?
Robin: A sparrow with a machine gun!
Commissioner Gordon: Yes, of course.


--Neil Hamilton (as Commissioner Gordon) in Batman

Commissioner Gordon: Great day in the morning!


--Neil Hamilton (as Commissioner Gordon) in Batman

[first lines]
Beamish: I wouldn't trust meself in that jungle if it was me, sir.
Harry Holt: Well, I will.


--Neil Hamilton (as Harry Holt) in Tarzan and His Mate