Judy:
Don't hurt Melvin!
Mr. Schneider: Hurt him! I'll rip his ears off!
--Les Tremayne (as ) in I Love Melvin
Mr. Schneider: Hurt him! I'll rip his ears off!
--Les Tremayne (as ) in I Love Melvin
Harvey Butterworth, Mark's Lawyer:
[Interrupred by Mark during a session at his psyciatrist] Do forgive me if I don't stand up, but this couch costs me fifty bucks an hour.
--Les Tremayne (as Harvey Butterworth, Mark's Lawyer) in Susan Slept Here
--Les Tremayne (as Harvey Butterworth, Mark's Lawyer) in Susan Slept Here
Martin Cochrane:
The desert's full of things that don't belong. Take the salt here. Used to be an ocean bed. Now that ocean knew that the middle of a desert was a pretty silly place for it to be, so it just dried up and went away.
--Les Tremayne (as ) in The Monolith Monsters
--Les Tremayne (as ) in The Monolith Monsters
Mr. Prouty:
Are you drunk, Mr. Schneider?
Mr. Schneider: Forget that "Schneider" bit! I've just been to court changing my name to "LeRoy"!
Mr. Prouty: Splendid. Are you drunk, Mr. LeRoy?
--Les Tremayne (as ) in I Love Melvin
Mr. Schneider: Forget that "Schneider" bit! I've just been to court changing my name to "LeRoy"!
Mr. Prouty: Splendid. Are you drunk, Mr. LeRoy?
--Les Tremayne (as ) in I Love Melvin
Mr. Schneider:
[surreptitiously watching Judy in a long kiss with Melvin outside the door] What is this - a time exposure?
--Les Tremayne (as ) in I Love Melvin
--Les Tremayne (as ) in I Love Melvin
Mr. Schneider:
You know, that fella's got maybe a thousand pictures of you. What's he doing with 'em, papering a wall?
--Les Tremayne (as ) in I Love Melvin
--Les Tremayne (as ) in I Love Melvin
Mark Christopher:
How would you like your daughter to spend the next six months in jail with hardened criminals?
Harvey Butterworth, Mark's Lawyer: Hmm, might do her good.
--Les Tremayne (as Harvey Butterworth, Mark's Lawyer) in Susan Slept Here
Harvey Butterworth, Mark's Lawyer: Hmm, might do her good.
--Les Tremayne (as Harvey Butterworth, Mark's Lawyer) in Susan Slept Here
Melvin:
[Extending his hand] Melvin Hoover, "Look"
Mr. Schneider: At what?
--Les Tremayne (as ) in I Love Melvin
Mr. Schneider: At what?
--Les Tremayne (as ) in I Love Melvin
[Seeing Judy and Melvin kissing]
Mr. Schneider: What is it, a timed exposure?
--Les Tremayne (as ) in I Love Melvin
Mr. Schneider: What is it, a timed exposure?
--Les Tremayne (as ) in I Love Melvin