Eddie Cantor

Eddie Cantor
(as Eddie Wilson Jr.)

Eddie Wilson Jr.: I wonder what the doctor said to your father when you were born.
Princess Fanya: Why bring that up?
Eddie Wilson Jr.: That's just what I thought.

Eddie Cantor

Eddie Cantor
(as Eddie Wilson Jr.)

Dot Clark: I'm your mother, Junior.
Eddie Wilson Jr.: You are my mother?
Dot Clark: That's right.
Eddie Wilson Jr.: How old are you, Mommy?
Dot Clark: 19.
Eddie Wilson Jr.: 19?
Dot Clark: That's right.
Eddie Wilson Jr.: I'm 25 and you're 19. Maybe I'm YOUR mother.

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