Leo Bloom: There, there.
Franz Liebkind: [crying] Where, where?


--Kenneth Mars (as Franz Liebkind) in The Producers

Franz Liebkind: [runs backstage to try to stop the play]
Stagehand: Hey, what can I do for you?
Franz Liebkind: You will please be unconscious.
[hits him on the head]


--Kenneth Mars (as Franz Liebkind) in The Producers

Franz Liebkind: Baby! Baby!... Why does he say this "baby"? The Führer has never said "baby". I did not write, "baby". What is it with this, "baby"?


--Kenneth Mars (as Franz Liebkind) in The Producers

Franz Liebkind: Der Führer does not say, "Achtung, baby."


--Kenneth Mars (as Franz Liebkind) in The Producers

Franz Liebkind: Gentlemen. Ve have here a technical problem. Hmm? I do not know if vat ve have here is ze quick burning fuse or ze slow buring fuse. Ja, ja, I must find zis out.
[snips dynamite fuse]
Franz Liebkind: Zis is critical.
[lights fuse with match]
Franz Liebkind: Ha ha ha, ja ja, you see zis? You see zis here vat I have told you? Yeah, zis is an example of smartness here. I have said that zis is ze quick fuse. Huh? And zis IS ze quick fuse.
[pause]
All: THE QUICK FUSE!
[explosion]


--Kenneth Mars (as Franz Liebkind) in The Producers

Franz Liebkind: Hitler... there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon! TWO coats!


--Kenneth Mars (as Franz Liebkind) in The Producers

Franz Liebkind: Not many people know it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.


--Kenneth Mars (as Franz Liebkind) in The Producers

Max Bialystock: Listen. Every night people are laughing at your beloved Fuhrer. Why?
Franz Liebkind: It's that L.S.D., und his verdampter "babies"!


--Kenneth Mars (as Franz Liebkind) in The Producers

[holding a gun to his head]
Franz Liebkind: Soon, I shall be with mein Führer... and Himmler. I'm coming to join you boys!


--Kenneth Mars (as Franz Liebkind) in The Producers