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A Hard Day's Night

A Hard Day's Night

Ringo: [referring to half-dressed room service waiter hiding in the wardrobe] Any of you lot put a man in the cupboard?
George: Nah!
Paul: Don't be soft!
Ringo: Well, someone did.
George: [George gets up, walks over, looks in the cupboard, then sits back down]
George: He's right, you know
John: There you go.


--John Lennon (as John) in A Hard Day's Night

Help!

Help!

Ringo: There's more here than meets the eye!
George: Ho ho.
John: Ho.
George: Ho ho.
John: Ho.
George: Ho ho ho
John: Ho ho!
George: Ho ho.
John: Huh ho.


--John Lennon (as John) in Help!

Help!

Help!

Ringo: What was it that first attracted you to me?
John: Well, you're very polite, aren't you?


--John Lennon (as John) in Help!

A Hard Day's Night

A Hard Day's Night

George: [as TV Director walks away with PA] There he goes. Look at him. Bet his wife doesn't know about her.
John: If he's got one. Look at his sweater.
Paul: You never know, she might have knitted it.
John: She knitted him.


--John Lennon (as John) in A Hard Day's Night

Help!

Help!

George: [referring to Ringo's finger] Hey, there might be some insurance.
John: I wouldn't think of such a thing!
[whispering]
John: Find out, eh?


--John Lennon (as John) in Help!


A Hard Day's Night

A Hard Day's Night

T.V. Director: Now, look. If you think I'm unsuitable, let's have it out in the open. I can't stand these backstage politics.
John: Aren't you tending to black-and-white the situation somewhat?
T.V. Director: Well, quite honestly, I wasn't expecting a musical arranger to question my ability picture-wise.
John: [to the others] I could listen to him for hours.


--John Lennon (as John) in A Hard Day's Night

Help!

Help!

Bhuta: [in the Indian restaurant, referring to Ringo] Excuse me, sirs, but if he is to be sacrificed before the dread Kaili, why is he not painted red?
John: That's a question I'll never be able to pluck up the courage to ask... but as he's me best friend I will.


--John Lennon (as John) in Help!

Help!

Help!

Superintendent: So this is the famous ring?
Ringo: I'm in fear of me life, you know!
Superintendent: And these are the famous Beatles?
John: So this is the famous Scotland Yard, eh?
Superintendent: And how long do you think you'll last?
John: Can't say fairer than that. The Great Train Robbery, eh? How's that going?


--John Lennon (as John) in Help!

A Hard Day's Night

A Hard Day's Night

Millie: Oh, wait a minute, don't tell me who you are.
John: No, I'm not.
Millie: Oh, you are.
John: I'm not.
Millie: Oh, you are, I know you are.
John: I'm not, no.
Millie: You look just like him.
John: Do I? You're the first one that's said that ever.
Millie: [motions to the mirror] Yes, you do. Look.
John: No, my eyes are lighter. The nose.
Millie: Oh, your nose is very.
John: Is it?
Millie: I would have said so.
John: Oh, you know him better, though.
Millie: I do not! He's only a casual acquaintance.
John: That's what you say.
Millie: What have you heard?
John: [leans in, lowers his voice] It's all over the place.
Millie: Is it? Is it really?
John: Mmm, but I wouldn't have it. I stuck up for you.
Millie: I knew I could rely on you.
John: Thanks.
Millie: [puts on her glasses] You don't look like him at all.
[John walks away, pouting]
John: [to himself] She looks more like him than I do.


--John Lennon (as John) in A Hard Day's Night

How I Won the War

How I Won the War

Gripweed: And I'm not a thief, really. I've never found anything worth keeping.


--John Lennon (as Gripweed) in How I Won the War

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