Lester:
[Referring to the TV] They got wrestling coming in from Chicago. I know it's supposed to be fixed, but so's everything else.
David Stillwell: Why don't you just take the set?
Lester: Eh, now that all the Westerns have gone psycho, this is the only place where you can tell who the bad guys are.
--Jack Weston (as Lester) in Mirage
David Stillwell: Why don't you just take the set?
Lester: Eh, now that all the Westerns have gone psycho, this is the only place where you can tell who the bad guys are.
--Jack Weston (as Lester) in Mirage
Georgia:
If you work for the CIA, how come you hang around with dentists?
Harvey Greenfield: He's installing a miniature radio transmitor in my wisdom tooth.
--Jack Weston (as Harvey Greenfield) in Cactus Flower
Harvey Greenfield: He's installing a miniature radio transmitor in my wisdom tooth.
--Jack Weston (as Harvey Greenfield) in Cactus Flower
Harvey Greenfield:
Now look, I can give you a dozen explanations, but you might as well know the real one: I'm a member of the CIA.
Georgia: The CIA??? I thought you were a television actor?
Harvey Greenfield: That's my cover. So if you ever see me in public with another girl you must pretend not to know me, or it could put my life in great danger.
--Jack Weston (as Harvey Greenfield) in Cactus Flower
Georgia: The CIA??? I thought you were a television actor?
Harvey Greenfield: That's my cover. So if you ever see me in public with another girl you must pretend not to know me, or it could put my life in great danger.
--Jack Weston (as Harvey Greenfield) in Cactus Flower
Harvey Greenfield:
Good, very good... That's such a big, dirty, rotten, filthy lie, it has class.
--Jack Weston (as Harvey Greenfield) in Cactus Flower
--Jack Weston (as Harvey Greenfield) in Cactus Flower
Harvey Greenfield: All girls want to be married. I know. I've been subdivided three times.
--Jack Weston (as Harvey Greenfield) in Cactus Flower
--Jack Weston (as Harvey Greenfield) in Cactus Flower
Harvey Greenfield: Oh I don't work for a living, honey. I'm an actor.
--Jack Weston (as Harvey Greenfield) in Cactus Flower
--Jack Weston (as Harvey Greenfield) in Cactus Flower
Harvey Greenfield: You know you look different when you're all dressed up. In the office you sort of look like a large bandaid.
--Jack Weston (as Harvey Greenfield) in Cactus Flower
--Jack Weston (as Harvey Greenfield) in Cactus Flower
Harvey Greenfield: You want me to act natural and flirt with you at the same time???
--Jack Weston (as Harvey Greenfield) in Cactus Flower
--Jack Weston (as Harvey Greenfield) in Cactus Flower