Gracie Allen

Gracie Allen

Nurse Allen: [on phone] No, the doctor isn't in just now. Oh, he won't be back for a long, long time. He went out on one of those eternity cases.

W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields

Hotel Manager: I'm the manager of this hotel.
Professor Quail: I wouldn't brag about it if I were you.

W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields

Professor Quail: [looking through key hole] What won't they think up next?

W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields

Professor Quail: Hey! Where am I?
Woman: Wu-Hu.
Professor Quail: Woo-Hoo to you sweetheart. Hey Charlie, where am I?
Hotel Manager: WU-HU!
[Professor Quail removes the flower from his lapel]
Professor Quail: Don't let the posey fool you!

W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields

Peggy: I'm sitting on something!
Professor Quail: I lost mine in the stock market.


W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields

Peggy: Won't you join me in a glass of wine?
Professor Quail: You get in first, and if there's room enough I'll join you.

W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields

[Peggy finds a litter of assorted kittens on her seat]
Peggy: I wonder what their parents were.
Professor Quail: Careless, my little dove cake, careless.

W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields

[Professor Quail enters during Rudy Vallee's song]
Professor Quail: How long's this dogfight been going on?

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