Jessie Ralph

Jessie Ralph

Aunt Lucy McCaffey: Say, Fred: we're having a little party tonight and I thought mayeb you'd like to help out.
Fred, the Elevator Operator: [smiling broadly] Yes, ma'am!
Aunt Lucy McCaffey: Have you ever done any serving?
Fred, the Elevator Operator: Yes, ma'am, I served six months once in Georgia!
Aunt Lucy McCaffey: Oh, well, we only need you for a couple of hours.

Jessie Ralph

Jessie Ralph

Steven 'Steve' Evans: Hey, Aunt Lucy, how'd you like to pick up a few extra bucks?
Aunt Lucy McCaffey: On a horse, I suppose.
Steven 'Steve' Evans: Yeah.
Aunt Lucy McCaffey: Awww.
[waves her hand]
Steven 'Steve' Evans: But this one's different.
Aunt Lucy McCaffey: What does he do, run backwards?

Edward Brophy

Edward Brophy

Al: Listen, if they got dough, they're not screwy, they're eccentric!

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