Angelo Donatello: My brother once took a dame like that to the Sons of Italy Ball. Boom! He's married and ever since, he's been having sons of Italy all over the place. You know what I mean?


--Harry Guardino (as Angelo Donatello) in Houseboat

Angelo Donatello: You're beautiful and I love you. I don't ever wanna see you again!


--Harry Guardino (as Angelo Donatello) in Houseboat

Cinzia Zaccardi: Will you assist me? This is the necklace my mother wore the night my father proposed to her.
Angelo Donatello: Proposed???
Cinzia Zaccardi: Uh huh. I never had it on before.
Angelo Donatello: Excuse me, I -- I just remembered something... My brother's very sick -- very, very sick. I was, uh, I was bringing him these flowers. That's why I came over to talk to you about. Really. My apologies. Forgive me. Shoot me -- but I'm not taking you to no dance!


--Harry Guardino (as Angelo Donatello) in Houseboat

Tom Winters: Are you worried that her intentions are honorable?
Angelo Donatello: Yeh. It worries me sick! Because I can feel myself just slipping right into community property!


--Harry Guardino (as Angelo Donatello) in Houseboat

Tom Winters: She's a very nice girl, isn't she?
Angelo Donatello: Yeah, and that can louse up an evening faster than anything.


--Harry Guardino (as Angelo Donatello) in Houseboat