Monte Markham

Monte Markham
(as Keno)

Keno: You want to know my name before you hang me?
Judge: Not particularly. Just your last words.
Keno: I demand a recount.

Monte Markham

Monte Markham
(as Keno)

Levi Morgan: You know, it takes a man my age to appreciate a real woman. She's worth it, too.
Keno: Oh, I appreciate them, Levi. Every one I've ever had. I just appreciated the hell out of 'em!

Bernie Casey

Bernie Casey
(as Cassie)

Slater: I'm a one-armed gunney.
Cassie: Could be worse... you could be a one-armed *black* gunney.

George Kennedy

George Kennedy
(as Chris)

Chris Adams: This is a rough go, huh, Cassie?
Cassie: Yeah. If I stay here any longer, I'll end up in jail.
Chris Adams: Wouldn't you rather blow one up?
Cassie: For money or for laughs?
Chris Adams: About as much as you'd make in a year - a hundred dollars. Not many laughs.

George Kennedy

George Kennedy
(as Chris)

Judge: Anybody in favor of hanging this man, say "Aye."
Crowd: Aye!
Judge: Against?
Chris Adams: Nooo.
Judge: And who says, "No"?
Chris Adams: Me.
Judge: Just who are you to say, "No"?
Chris Adams: Who do you have to be to say "No" to a rigged court - stretchin' the neck of this poor slob?


Monte Markham

Monte Markham
(as Keno)

Judge: Stealin' a man's horse in this country is worse than stealin' a man's wife. There's been too much of that goin' on recently and I'm going to put a stop to it.
Keno: Horse stealing or wife stealing?

Michael Ansara

Michael Ansara
(as Col. Diego)

[first lines]
Col. Diego: Where is the meeting?
Tortured Prisoner: In the church.
Col. Diego: Is Quintero with them?
Tortured Prisoner: Yes.

Joe Don Baker

Joe Don Baker
(as Slater)

[the one-armed Slater explains his situation]
Slater: I'm a freak, Keno. Half man and half gun. Why, I can't whip a six-year-old girl in a fair fight, but I can blow a man's eyeballs out at a hundred yards - in a sandstorm.

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