Gil:
Are you a man or a mouse?
Dr. Hackenbush: You put a piece of cheese down there and you'll find out.
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
Dr. Hackenbush: You put a piece of cheese down there and you'll find out.
--Groucho Marx (as Dr. Hackenbush) in A Day at the Races
Carmen Novarro:
[trying to sneak into their hotel] Why don't we get married?
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Let's not rush into marriage; we can't even get into the hotel.
--Groucho Marx (as ) in Copacabana
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Let's not rush into marriage; we can't even get into the hotel.
--Groucho Marx (as ) in Copacabana
Carmen Novarro:
I don't think you want to marry me.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: How can you say that? We've been engaged for almost ten years!
--Groucho Marx (as ) in Copacabana
Lionel Q. Deveraux: How can you say that? We've been engaged for almost ten years!
--Groucho Marx (as ) in Copacabana
Carmen Novarro:
Why are you always chasing women?
Lionel Q. Deveraux: I'll tell you as soon as I catch one.
--Groucho Marx (as ) in Copacabana
Lionel Q. Deveraux: I'll tell you as soon as I catch one.
--Groucho Marx (as ) in Copacabana
Leo Davis:
Gee, I-I-I don't know whether I can keep it up for two and a half hours.
Gordon Miller: It's all right. We'll help you.
--Groucho Marx (as Gordon Miller) in Room Service
Gordon Miller: It's all right. We'll help you.
--Groucho Marx (as Gordon Miller) in Room Service
Mr. Grover:
If Ms. Phelps were not my fiancée, I would turn in my resignation and walk out of this store for good!
Martha Phelps: Oh no, no...
Wolf J. Flywheel: Fiancée?
Martha Phelps: Yes.
Wolf J. Flywheel: You mean a woman of your culture and money and beauty and money and wealth and money would, would marry that imposter?
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Big Store
Martha Phelps: Oh no, no...
Wolf J. Flywheel: Fiancée?
Martha Phelps: Yes.
Wolf J. Flywheel: You mean a woman of your culture and money and beauty and money and wealth and money would, would marry that imposter?
--Groucho Marx (as ) in The Big Store
Liggett, an Agent:
I've got so many clients, they get in my hair!
Lionel Q. Deveraux: This guy must handle a flea circus.
--Groucho Marx (as ) in Copacabana
Lionel Q. Deveraux: This guy must handle a flea circus.
--Groucho Marx (as ) in Copacabana
Steve Hunt:
Do I know you?
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Do you know me? Lionel Q. Deveraux, your old room mate at Yale?
Steve Hunt: I never went to Yale.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Remember those good old days at Erasmus High?
Steve Hunt: I never went to Erasmus High.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: At least you do remember when we graduated from PS 27?
Steve Hunt: No.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Say, for a man with no education, you've done alright.
--Groucho Marx (as ) in Copacabana
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Do you know me? Lionel Q. Deveraux, your old room mate at Yale?
Steve Hunt: I never went to Yale.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Remember those good old days at Erasmus High?
Steve Hunt: I never went to Erasmus High.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: At least you do remember when we graduated from PS 27?
Steve Hunt: No.
Lionel Q. Deveraux: Say, for a man with no education, you've done alright.
--Groucho Marx (as ) in Copacabana
Henderson:
Hey, who were you talking to?
Otis B. Driftwood: I was talking to myself, and there's nothing you can do about it. I've had three of the best doctors in the East.
--Groucho Marx (as Otis B. Driftwood) in A Night at the Opera
Otis B. Driftwood: I was talking to myself, and there's nothing you can do about it. I've had three of the best doctors in the East.
--Groucho Marx (as Otis B. Driftwood) in A Night at the Opera
Henderson:
Say! Now, how did those two bed get together?
Otis B. Driftwood: Well, you know how those things are, they breed like rabbits.
--Groucho Marx (as Otis B. Driftwood) in A Night at the Opera
Otis B. Driftwood: Well, you know how those things are, they breed like rabbits.
--Groucho Marx (as Otis B. Driftwood) in A Night at the Opera
