Dr. Julian Winston:
I'm a bastard, the biggest bastard in the whole world.
Toni Simmons: Julian, please, you're starting to make it sound like bragging.
--Goldie Hawn (as Toni Simmons) in Cactus Flower
Toni Simmons: Julian, please, you're starting to make it sound like bragging.
--Goldie Hawn (as Toni Simmons) in Cactus Flower
Toni Simmons:
Did you get a load of that girl?
Dr. Julian Winston: Well, I wasn't paying much attention...
Toni Simmons: When she bent over, it looked like she had her knees up inside her dress.
--Goldie Hawn (as Toni Simmons) in Cactus Flower
Dr. Julian Winston: Well, I wasn't paying much attention...
Toni Simmons: When she bent over, it looked like she had her knees up inside her dress.
--Goldie Hawn (as Toni Simmons) in Cactus Flower
Stephanie: Toni, Toni... Wait! Julian loves you.
Toni Simmons: Then why did he lie like that?
Stephanie: He isn't a bad man, he's just a little weak.
Toni Simmons: A weak man, but a strong lier.
--Goldie Hawn (as Toni Simmons) in Cactus Flower
Toni Simmons: Then why did he lie like that?
Stephanie: He isn't a bad man, he's just a little weak.
Toni Simmons: A weak man, but a strong lier.
--Goldie Hawn (as Toni Simmons) in Cactus Flower
Dr. Julian Winston: I must say that Igor of yours is a pretty vulgar dancer.
Toni Simmons: What do you mean, Igor? She's the one that's plastering herself against him. When I think of all I've done for her!
--Goldie Hawn (as Toni Simmons) in Cactus Flower
Toni Simmons: What do you mean, Igor? She's the one that's plastering herself against him. When I think of all I've done for her!
--Goldie Hawn (as Toni Simmons) in Cactus Flower
Toni Simmons: How dare he make love to me and not be a married man!
--Goldie Hawn (as Toni Simmons) in Cactus Flower
--Goldie Hawn (as Toni Simmons) in Cactus Flower
Toni Simmons: Oh he's not a dirty rat. He's a dentist.
--Goldie Hawn (as Toni Simmons) in Cactus Flower
--Goldie Hawn (as Toni Simmons) in Cactus Flower
Toni Simmons: Oh well, it's not such a bad arrangement, and it's fair. You'll still have your wife and me, and I'll still have you and Igor.
Dr. Julian Winston: Igor. Igor? But you said you were just friends...what -- you, you were lying to me?
Toni Simmons: I'm ashamed to admit it. I know how you hate the thought of a lie.
--Goldie Hawn (as Toni Simmons) in Cactus Flower
Dr. Julian Winston: Igor. Igor? But you said you were just friends...what -- you, you were lying to me?
Toni Simmons: I'm ashamed to admit it. I know how you hate the thought of a lie.
--Goldie Hawn (as Toni Simmons) in Cactus Flower
Toni Simmons: Right now, she's surrounded by her husband, her ex-boyfriend, her current boyfriend and maybe her future boyfriend.
--Goldie Hawn (as Toni Simmons) in Cactus Flower
--Goldie Hawn (as Toni Simmons) in Cactus Flower
