Georgy: God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve.

Georgy: You're old enough to be my... managing director!

Meredith: I'll tell you what this pregnancy's taught me: It's taught me how it feels to look like the back end of a bus and sit around every night with nothing to do!

Ted: Your wife is at peace, Mr. James. A quick and merciful death. I don't suppose she ever knew what hit her.
James Leamington: Something hit her?

[first lines]
Georgy: [to children's dance class] One and two and one and two! One and two and one and two. Everybody go round! Very good! Faster! One and two. One and two and one and two! One and two and one and two. Very good. All right, everybody round me, come on! Quick, quick! One more quickie to finish. You're things in space! Right. Spin into space! Blblbl. And one two three, one the floor, quick!

Georgy: Well, say it properly then.
James Leamington: Georgina...
Georgy: [over song] Oh my god! Mother! Wait! Mother! Wait! Mother!