The Hoodlum

The Hoodlum

Prison Warden Stevens: The only extenuating circumstance is that Vincent Lubeck hasn't committed murder... yet!


--Gene Roth (as ) in The Hoodlum

Earth vs. the Spider

Earth vs. the Spider

Sheriff Cagle: [to a deputy after finding a desiccated body in a cave] Uh, you get back to town and make up a coroner's report. Just put down Jack Flynn as the name and the cause of death... uh...
Mr. Kingman: It was a spider drained all the liquid out of his body.
Sheriff Cagle: [Officiously] Just put down "cause unknown" and let the coroner worry about the rest. That's the trouble with you eggheads - you jump to conclusions! I know what I see and I see a dead man, but, uh, I don't see any spider.


--Gene Roth (as ) in Earth vs. the Spider

Montana Belle

Montana Belle

[after the Marshal and his deputy were placed in a jail cell by bandits]
Marshal Ripple: Some deputy you are, sitting there reading the newspaper. You're under arrest!
[Marshal rips off the deputy's badge]


--Gene Roth (as ) in Montana Belle

The Three Stooges Meet Hercules

The Three Stooges Meet Hercules

[the galley drummer collapses after swallowing some of Curly-Joe's calm-down pills]
Captain: Fido!


--Gene Roth (as ) in The Three Stooges Meet Hercules

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