Kay Medford
(as Rose Brice)
Rose Brice:
What kind of mother would name a boy Florence?
Eddie Ryan: It's Florenz-zzz
Rose Brice: What kind of mother would name a boy Florenz-zzzzzz?
Eddie Ryan: It's Florenz-zzz
Rose Brice: What kind of mother would name a boy Florenz-zzzzzz?
Kay Medford
(as Rose Brice)
Mrs. Strakosh:
[referring to Nick Arnstein] Candidly, Mrs. Brice, that's one good-looking fella.
Rose Brice: Hmm... gorgeous. Like Fanny's papa, my ex. Also gorgeous. Wherever he is... he should only stay there.
Rose Brice: Hmm... gorgeous. Like Fanny's papa, my ex. Also gorgeous. Wherever he is... he should only stay there.
Barbra Streisand
(as Fanny Brice)
Fanny Brice:
"No law against waiting," I said, "people do it all the time." For once, I didn't say too much, I didn't say too little, I said just what I said and then walked.
Barbra Streisand
(as Fanny Brice)
Walter Pidgeon
(as Florenz Ziegfeld)
Fanny Brice:
Flo! Flo, quit yelling or your ulcer will flare up.
Florenz Ziegfeld: That's funny coming from you, you gave me that ulcer!
Florenz Ziegfeld: That's funny coming from you, you gave me that ulcer!
Kay Medford
(as Rose Brice)
Fanny Brice:
He's a gentleman. A gentleman fits in anyplace.
Rose Brice: A sponge fits in any place.
Rose Brice: A sponge fits in any place.
Omar Sharif
(as Nick Arnstein)
Fanny Brice:
If I can't tell when you're ordering roast beef and potatoes, how will I know when you're making advances?
Nick Arnstein: You'll know. I'll be much more direct.
Nick Arnstein: You'll know. I'll be much more direct.
Barbra Streisand
(as Fanny Brice)
Fanny Brice:
When you look at him, you only see what you want to see.
Fanny Brice: I see him as he is. I love him as he is!
Fanny Brice: Fanny. Love him a little less. Help him a little more.
Fanny Brice: I see him as he is. I love him as he is!
Fanny Brice: Fanny. Love him a little less. Help him a little more.
Barbra Streisand
(as Fanny Brice)
Fanny Brice:
Where I come from, when two people... well, sort of love each other... oh, never mind.
Nick Arnstein: Well? What do they do when they "sort of love each other"?
Fanny Brice: Well, one of them says, "Why don't we get married?"
Nick Arnstein: Really?
Fanny Brice: Yeah, and sometimes it's even the man.
Nick Arnstein: Well? What do they do when they "sort of love each other"?
Fanny Brice: Well, one of them says, "Why don't we get married?"
Nick Arnstein: Really?
Fanny Brice: Yeah, and sometimes it's even the man.
Barbra Streisand
(as Fanny Brice)
Fanny Brice:
You could get lonesome being that free.
Nick Arnstein: You could get lonesome being that busy.
Fanny Brice: Now who'd think to look at us that we got the same problem!
Nick Arnstein: You could get lonesome being that busy.
Fanny Brice: Now who'd think to look at us that we got the same problem!
