Bob Hope
(as Don Bolton)
Steve:
I had an uncle who was a hero in the last war. Broke up a gas attack singlehanded.
Don Bolton: How, with bicarbonate of soda?
Don Bolton: How, with bicarbonate of soda?
Eddie Bracken
(as Bert Sparks)
Bert:
I went out with a girl once that told me to go jump in the lake... When I got back, she was gone.