Howard Morris
(as Howard McIllenny)
Jessie Royce Landis
(as Ethel Williams)
Ethel Williams:
Waitress, waitress darling. Another round please.
Waitress: Are you sure, madam?
Ethel Williams: Madam is sure.
Waitress: Madam is crocked.
Waitress: Are you sure, madam?
Ethel Williams: Madam is sure.
Waitress: Madam is crocked.
James Garner
(as Fred Williams)
Slattery:
How bad is he hooked?
Fred Williams: About as bad as you can get. When he remembers the score, he knows he's on the loser's end. But when he remembers the girl, he forgets the score.
Fred Williams: About as bad as you can get. When he remembers the score, he knows he's on the loser's end. But when he remembers the girl, he forgets the score.
James Garner
(as Fred Williams)
Fred Williams:
[Slattery, the bartender, has just given Williams some good advice] You know something, Mr. Slattery? You know something, Mr. Slattery.
James Garner
(as Fred Williams)
James Garner
(as Fred Williams)
James Garner
(as Fred Williams)
Fred Williams:
It's a very important
[little league]
Fred Williams: game, really. We're battling it out for sixth place.
[little league]
Fred Williams: game, really. We're battling it out for sixth place.
James Garner
(as Fred Williams)
Fred Williams:
Stand up, Buster
Howard: I am standing up.
Fred Williams: If you had any guts you'd be taller!
Howard: I am standing up.
Fred Williams: If you had any guts you'd be taller!
James Garner
(as Fred Williams)
Cathy:
Fred, what's the matter?
Fred Williams: The matter? It's one thing for a girl to be - to go wrong. A guy'd have to be pretty narrow-minded not to overlook a thing like that. But to make me a miserable guinea pig? To use a guy for, for an experiment? To be a dirty, contemptible... *sociologist*! That's about as low as you can get!
Fred Williams: The matter? It's one thing for a girl to be - to go wrong. A guy'd have to be pretty narrow-minded not to overlook a thing like that. But to make me a miserable guinea pig? To use a guy for, for an experiment? To be a dirty, contemptible... *sociologist*! That's about as low as you can get!
Kim Novak
(as Cathy)
Cathy:
When it comes to sex, men can't help lying and women can't keep from telling the truth. I don't know which is worse.
