Frank Albertson

Frank Albertson
(as Freddie Miller)

Freddie: [referring to the baby] Where did it come from?
Polly: I got it for Christmas!
[beat]
Freddie: This Christmas or last Christmas?

David Niven

David Niven
(as David Merlin)

David Merlin: Of course he talks! Why, he can recite the first line of Gunga Din!

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