With Six You Get Eggroll (1968)

Molly the Maid: [in front of Jake, Abby's date for the evening] Mrs. McClure! Now I need to put the meat on broil but your hair is on bake. Which should I do first?
Abby McClure: [humiliated] I think the *hair*, Molly.
Molly the Maid: False hair, false eyelashes, false bosoms. In my day women were flesh and blood, now they're 70% nylon and 30% foam rubber.

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Abby McClure: [During a raucous party] If this wasn't my house I'd go home!

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Maxine Scott: You're a great help to me. What am I supposed to say to this man? "Hi, I'd like you to meet my sister, the girl with the golden arm and her hair in the oven."

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On the cover of the teen magazine we see Stacy (Barbara Hershey) reading is a picture of the 60s rock group The Monkees.
This was Doris Day's final big screen appearance, following a 20 year career in the movies.
George Carlin's first feature film.
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