7)If you're one of Largo's henchmen and you don't and you fail to kill James Bond, congratulations, you just won a one-way ticket to the shark pool!

3) If you come back to your hotel room and find a strange woman bathing in your bathtub you should know where her shoes are so that you can give them to her; 4) If you come back to your hotel room and find a strange woman bathing in your bathtub you needn't worry about sleeping with her, since it's not likely she'll try to harm you even though she's likely to be an enemy spy; 5) But probably the best thing to learn is that before you leave your hotel room it's a good idea to hide all of the towels, that way if you find a strange woman bathing in your bathtub she'll have nothing to cover herself when she gets out; 6) The British do not know how to correctly spell the word SPECTER, which is odd since they invented the language to begin with. But for some reason they don't know how to spell a lot of words or how to pronounce them correctly. -------- Everyone may have an opinion but very few seem to have an informed one.

8)It's not a good idea to try to send Bond to Canada.

9)The Spectre rings are horribly designed. 10)Before you use a flying machine to escape from the bad guys, make sure that you're wearing asbestos lined trousers. 11)Diamonds are Spectre's best friend. 12)British briefing rooms are WAY too big.

If your physical therapist puts you on a traction machine, and then goes off and leaves you all alone, and you almost die as a result, you can use it as a way to get her to sleep with you. -------- So long everybody, it's been nice. I really didn't care for the fish, though.

13)Never threaten to put Moneypenny over your knee and spank her because she won't believe you.